omg i seriously want to go. who will drive me there?!

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes!
http://www.gigwise.com/festivals/49128/200-Bonnaroo-Festival-Line-Up

U.S. paper money contains higher trace levels of cocaine than any other world currency.

Chemists found that the average U.S. bill has between 2.9 and 28.8 micrograms of cocaine on its surface. Meanwhile, the study showed that Spanish money has the highest trace amounts among European nations.

This doesn't mean the average bill was handled by a cocaine user. Traces of the drug can spread easily from bill to bill in devices like ATMs and bank counting machines. However, the numbers do suggest that Americans love cocaine.

So, if you're scoring at home, fill in the U.S. for both the fattest and the most coked up nation on Earth. Given coke's appetite-suppressing qualities, it sounds as though we're just not getting enough cocaine to the right people.

By the way, OD'ing on cocaine does not qualify as an interesting way to die.

http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/06/highest-traces-of-cocaine-found-on-us-bills/

rough rip from mtv's the leak...http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=6f41fe95bdbd48561686155677bb2685c34ef0fe0d9d4c00
A Little Bit Longer (? i think that's the title i can't be bothered to even look it up)
1. love it!
2. love it!
3. promising guitar but it's not that good
4. getting kind of repetitive
5. 'hey nick, joe's not a girl' bwahahaha (jonascest? oh yes) umm love that silly stuff. can't help it. this is a really cute song...my heart is straining it's like my heart is hard. oh lovebug. shit. this is the one everyone's going on about! 'modesty is just so hard to find' ha yeah right NICK?! fuck how did any of them get that high. whoa nice guitar. i seriously wonder if its any of them...only one way to find out (but they're not coming to england any time soon :() handclaps at the end of any song, ruin it :( but get off that cake and i dropped my pencil? wha? haha.
6. once again repetitive. oh wait i've heard this before...that's why XP it's a grower me thinks.
7. bleh slow love song.
8. hmm about their fame...we'll see.
9. eh don't really like this one. the album was so promising :( oh no synths. haha like the 'ohhh' though
10. well that was sad but okay. sounded nice. maybs a grower.
11. this is better. the usual mid-to-end album slump is over, finally. but 'so in love' repeated is not very good.
12.bleh it was okay

soooooooooo first half of the album is amazing. second half? not so much. oh jobros. well i didn't like much before burning up so baby steps guys.

Beautiful Future: (it's featured on Napster so go listen...nooooow)

1. "Beautiful Future" fucking hell BELLS?! its so poppy, sunny, happy...perfect for this beautiful day though...shoegazey guitar driving in the back...i think i love it? it's long for a opener...i really like it though.
2. "Can't Go Back" did that just flow? oh yes. it did. i love this track. i hated it the first time i heard it but it's a real grower single.
3. "Uptown" ho no philly soul. it's okay but COME ONNNNN. don't make this where electro is headed. it seems really natural on this album :| bit of a filler, just drones on. but it wasn't horrible (am i being nice? i think so)
4. "The Glory of Love" next single. not digging it. sounds shoegazey and electro and i don't think that's the best combination. short too.
5. "Zombie Man" no more girly singers! kinda missed this one though, it was missable.
6. "Suicide Bomb" okay distortion. i like it. guitar yay! finally! love it. quite dark, vocals and such (for this album)
7. "Beautiful Summer" i am being reeeeeeally generous on this album...it's droney but i like it cos its shoegazey. well i do like this one, except it name checks the summer of love *shakes head* wow it's actually great.
8. "I Love to Hurt (You Love to Be Hurt)" ooh like the beat. and lovefoxxx! love her. love this. it's really nice. bobby's vocals don't suit it but whateverrrr he's amazing so...
9. "Over and Over" verrrrry slow but it's nice. kinda bluesy guitar. meh. filler.
10. "Necro Hex Blues" i like the guitar (merci josh homme) really nice closer! loves it.

saw the cover art though...oh god...so electro...in a bad way...and haha to the blurb on wiki: "the album displays a heady mix of genre crunching taking in Philly soul, dark electro, accelerated rock'n'roll riffs and pure British pop, all given that particular Scream edge" i love them.

didn't get DARK electro, nor accelerated rock'n'roll but whatevssss, still love them.

tour?!?!?!

coldplay- viva la vida

1. alright but a bit rough
2. i like handclaps so i like this. it's catchy.
3. wait more handclaps? AND organ? after neon bible i need a break from organs. hmm
4. too slow ehhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr bit odd instrumentation horns don't like it.
5. like it, sounds like cut copy
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blllleeerrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck it. i'm on violet hill and...i'm done.

new sigur ros!!!

1. upbeat and aweeeesome!! nice drums. quite folky but yeah i like it.
2. whats with this upbeatness? has jonsi finally found love or something? its so upbeat...horns and shit...fucking hell.
3. really niiice
4. upbeat again...i like it but it's just so unsigur rossy
5. i really like it. it's amazing!
6. i like this one too!
7. oooh really nice but hmm...powerful, such a radical change from the beginning of the album whoa wait a bit over the top...i'd be great to listen to alone but with others its a bit um...
8. great
9. great
10. great but not the best ender.

red album:

1. rhyming is off but i really like it, sounds like typical weezer, yet sped up, it's a great opener
2. again silly rhyming, metally but...gangsta what?, choirs? boho rhapsody-esque...in its randomocity, i like the chorus though, i missed rivers :(...but wait......what? this song is too fucked. they're trying to please too many diverse groups. stick to your nerdy indie sounding selves thanks.
3. the single, i love it...a real grower (not a shower)
4. awww i love it, so nice. odd lyrics but it's nice, very nice...but speaking of nirvana expanding his world.........really? self-reflective song on the band...quite meaningful
5. everybody get dangerous haha, yeah? vox sounds a bit...typical. like american grungy/alt bands these days...but better lyrics. the heyyying isn't too nice. ending is v 90s, kinda like.
6. ehhh, its cutesy. well it's good but whoa it changes shape
7. ...um. who?
8. umm...what? brian you suck (yet you're so pretty)
9. sounds alright but so not weezer, i like it though...actually rather like it a lot.
10. loooooooove it! good closer!

verdict: middle is way too blah, it is experimental but enough? don't know. it should have been musically experimental (way better guitar) but oh well.

...argh there are so many tv appearances i'm missing

Tuesday, April 8, 2008 - NBC- Russell Brand will be on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Friday, April 18, 2008 -CBS- Jason Segel will be on the Late Show with David Letterman.

Friday, April 18, 2008 -ABC- Judd Apatow will be be on Jimmy Kimmel Live

April 10th Jack McBrayer on The Today Show

April 12th Russell Brand and Jason Segal on Man date, Comedy Central

April 13th Various Cast members on Night of Too Many Stars, Comedy Central

April 14th Bill Hader, Jason Segel, Jack McBrayer and Russell Brand on Fuse's The Sauce

April 15th Kristen Bell on Letterman

April 15th Cast members from the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." on The Today Show

April 16th Kristen Bell on Regis and Kelly

April 18th Jonah Hill on Leno

April 19th(Very late on the 18th) Kristen Bell on Craig Ferguson

April 23th Russell Brand on Letterman

April 26th Jason Segel on Craig Ferguson

and I have to wait an extra week to see it, silly UK. if any of these get uploaded, lemme know.

Writer's block says do I have a catchphrase...yes, it is "fuck that shit".

Anyways sooooooooooo the neeeeeeew Gnarls Barkley....*le sigh* sucks. There wasn't one track that superbly stood out, although a couple were decent. Very sad indeed...I was hoping I'd have some fun new material for when I see them next week (playing in a 620-capacity club)...might sell the ticket now :(

But yes on the opposite end of the spectrum I'm listening to Hawkwind...and they're pretty much amazing.

Also I'm dying (literally....it pains me) for the new Mystery Jets...when will it leak?!?! rar.

SM and the Jicks- Real Emotional Trash

1. Dragonfly Pie: interesting beginning, very 'pyramid song' with the beats and grunge-tastic guitar...fuck me falsetto? I love you SM...nice solo. I reeeeally like this track...the singing too, lay-ying kinda Liam-esque although he sounds like someone else as well. guitar again...i looooove.
2. Hopscotch Willie: once again amazing guitar. lyrics a bit what though. it's vvv long, I loooove.
3. Cold Son: wicked guitar sound. i can't take it, it's too good, this album...
4. Real Emotional Trash: aww and it gets slow. piano sounds nice but the music's a bit too loud to hear it. fuck me this guitar.......whoa. crescendos into...whoa. fuck me. a bit sloppy just like he likes it but good enough for us to handle...pianos a bit wank in there but whatevs...god these songs are all SO long for SM. but yeah it makes absolutely no sense lyrically.
5. Out of Reaches: a bit loose but it's okay. nvm guitar is brills.
6. Baltimore: love the beginning lyrics/singing, fuck i love it, call back guitar and keys...bass comes in...god damn. all falls apart and comes back together in a new form...
7. Gardinia: don't like the way the vox comes in, bah bah bahs are nice
8. Elmo Delmo: didn't realise they were different, yeah it's alright, lyrics again are non-sensical
9. We Can't Help You: gah missed it but i'm sure it was brills.
10. Wicked Wanda: niiiice, the la's are suttle but lovely, a bit short though.

(there's apparently 2 hidden tracks that I don't have :( )

fuck me that was amazing. best of 2008, right here.

1.

at least (s)he apologies for such a travesty...

2. today I was researching Brazil's music and I have to compare the industry figures to other countries in Latin/South America....I'm going down the list, checking off such countries...and I checked Portugal. "down by south america"..."if you're going to portugal it's due south" "no it's not!"..."I'm making them think I'm going to south america" "but this says Portugal" "that's right...

oh my god arrested development how do I love thee...but who can I tell this to? no one! *head to desk*

*thought bubble: how shit? I'm HOW OLD?!*

Happy birthday to the ever awesome Nick Mason.

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb - Collage - Morph

what more can be said...

I could have loved you good like a planet.
I could have chained your heart to a star.
But it really doesn't matter at all,
No it really doesn't matter at all, life's a gas.

I could have bulit a house on the ocean.
I could have placed our love in the sky,
But it really doesn't matter at all,
No it really doesn't matter at all, life's a gas.

I could have turned you into a priestess.
I could have burned your fate in the sand,
But it really doesn't matter at all,
No it really doesn't matter at all, life's a gas.

But it really doesn't matter at all,
No it really doesn't matter at all, life's a gas,
I hope it's gonna last.

two bands I need to see before I kick it : 

1. led zeppelin

(could have happened if 20 million others didn't apply for tickets...but they're together for now and possibly touring later)

2. teh floyd

(unlikely for now...)


........................................................................

but I got the next best thing!!!

monstercock in all manners of the word is touring!!!!

fuuuuuucccckkkkk roger waters will redefine the meaning of 'orgasmic' in exactly...


or


i can't decide which!...well the second one....but still! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Disraeli Gears
1. Strange Brew- ick falsettos, not digging
2. Sunshine of Your Love- ah familiarity, ridiculously good bass line
3. World of Pain- who sings? it's a bit too low for the psychedelic music...but i do like the sound, a lot...great falsettos, prayers answered, i like
4. Dance the Night Away- strangely like, SO MANY FALSETTOS
5. Blue Condition- eh
6. Tales of Brawe Ulysses- started well, i like
7. SWLABR- i like, a lot
8. We're Going Wrong- I like, good guitar
9. Outside Woman Blues- clever, i like
10. Take It Back- i like, lovely start
11. Mother's Lament- extremely british ha

Fresh Cream- Cream

1. I Feel Free- I already know it, genius opener, I like the mono-ness, guitar sounds like vox
2. N.S.U.- odd guitar doubling, but pretty repetitive
3. Dreaming- good guitar sound, but not that good...it sounds like heroin music...but naturally the solo is brill
4. Sweet Wine- ridiculously hippie, argh vox too falsettoy
5. Spoonful- good music, great guitar
6. Cat's Squirrel- first bit is lame, chorus too repetitive, but harmonica and guitar sound brill, long at 6 mins though
7. Four Until Late- too harmonica heavy
8. Rollin' and Tumblin'- urgh album slump, clever lyrics but eh
9. I'm So Glad- falls into being a big-ish song, I like 
10. Toad- "I'm So Glad"(?) it sounds nice though, real nice
11. I Feel Free- again? fuck me the drumming is ridiculously awesome...cool ending.

we just wanna get loaded, and we wanna have a good time.

you have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in.

you gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder, you know its going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older.




translation: i'm feeling primal scream and pink floyd at the moment. one ridiculously e-up and anthemic, and the other paranoid and polemic.
*head to desk times infinity*

Deep Purple- The Book of Talyisman

1. Listen, Learn, Read- it's okay, don't like the low vox
2. Hard Road- I like cos its instrumental ha, but yeah very good
3. Kentucky Woman- kind of an amalgam of other songs in my head
4. Exposition/We Can Work It Out- I like quite a bit
5. The Shield- needs
6. Anthem-
7. River Deep, Mountain High-
8. Oh No No No-
9. It's All Over-
10. Hey Bop-A-Rebop-
11. Hard Road-
12. Playground-

Orbital- Snivilisation

1. Forever- sounds quite lovely, didn't like the added urban shite though
2. I Wish I Had Duck Feet- eh, nice...but forgettable
3. Sad But True- like a lot
4. Crash and Carry- sounds awesome, proper nice rave-y song
5. Science Fiction- pretty cool, dark though, good ending
6. Philosophy By Numbers- ick I HATE people talking through music (except dsotm) wow that track sucks so hard
7. Kein Trink Wasser- eh
8. Quality Seconds- short but fast and nice
9. Are We Here- goes between nice and crap...more crap though
10. Attached- it's alreet

Deep Purple- Shades of Deep Purple

1. And the Address- ha cowbell, verry 60s sounding yet kinda dark (what i adore) instrumental
2. Hush- i like the sudden starts, i like it
3. One More Rainy Day- this sounds so nice...not so coherant...but still
4. Prelude: Happyness/I'm So Glad- love the sound, drums, melotron, effects...kinda wanes at 7 mins but whatever they apparently aren't the best lyricists
5. Mandrake Root- sounds so hippy
6. Help!- HA help! nice 'un
7. Love Help Me- it's okay, lots of vox ha, they're best instrumentally mmm solo, odd ending eh
8. Hey Joe- cover, very nice